admiraloblivious: shinobicyrus: queerpropaganda: "can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey. *makes raptor noises* (Source: neutroisenjolras, via the-australian-moose)

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras, via the-australian-moose)

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.
fashionablecrocs: so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason BUT LOOK AT THESE IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH (via the-australian-moose)

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

BUT LOOK AT THESEimage

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

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notabadday: googlearths: if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around  my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry (Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via laughcentre)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via laughcentre)

dutchster: i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing (via specialagentbrianzeller)

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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(via specialagentbrianzeller)

ezriela: modestxwolves: "the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness" Update: (via specialagentbrianzeller)

ezriela:

modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

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Update:

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jl7299: vincentvangoth: when u miss the last step on the stairs Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame. Someone drew that intentionally. (via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

jl7299:

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

Someone drew that intentionally.

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solrawr:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY

transforms into a dick 80% of the time.