writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 
death-limes: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves. ***unless any of that is due to a disability (Source: queen-of-love-and-beauty, via shersocks)

death-limes:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

***unless any of that is due to a disability

(Source: queen-of-love-and-beauty, via shersocks)

sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water
mrchrismad: beaumarbre: random-homestuck-things: bishounen-jake-english: jackadiddlediddle: bishounen-jake-english: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW THIS IS A TRUMPET THIS IS A TROMBONE THIS IS A TUBA AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME You mean trumpet Slidey Trumpet Big ass trumpet Drunk Trumpet I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU My sides AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT  those are some fancy guitars (Source: spoopy-dawson, via hanseofficial)

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

(Source: spoopy-dawson, via hanseofficial)

em0rexia: jamtards: I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G (via laughcentre)

em0rexia:

jamtards:

I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

(via laughcentre)